Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPAMay your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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So many books, so little time.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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One and one is eleven.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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