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Frank Zappa

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic

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