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Frank Zappa

Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics

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