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Frank Zappa

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational

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