The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPAJazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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