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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.

Frank Zappa

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic

Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.

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