A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPAJazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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One size does not fit all.
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