The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPAJazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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One size does not fit all.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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