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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Frank Zappa

I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPA

Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion

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