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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Frank Zappa

Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop

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