If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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One and one is eleven.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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