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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Frank Zappa

It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Interfere Life
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

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