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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People

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