There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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So many books, so little time.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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