My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPAThe closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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One and one is eleven.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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