My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPAI never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
-
-
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPA -
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA -
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA -
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA -
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPA -
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
FRANK ZAPPA -
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPA -
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
FRANK ZAPPA -
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA -
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPA -
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
FRANK ZAPPA -
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPA -
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA -
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA -
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPA