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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly

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