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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart

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