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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion

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