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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Atheist Life Reality
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend

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