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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

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