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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White

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