Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
FRAN LEBOWITZI’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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