I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZI’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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