Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
FRAN LEBOWITZI’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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