In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZScientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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