When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
FRAN LEBOWITZScientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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