My favorite animal is steak.
FRAN LEBOWITZScientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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