In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZScientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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