My favorite animal is steak.
FRAN LEBOWITZScientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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