If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
FRAN LEBOWITZScientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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