Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
FRAN LEBOWITZYour life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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