Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
FRAN LEBOWITZYour life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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