Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
FRAN LEBOWITZYour life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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