My favorite animal is steak.
FRAN LEBOWITZYour life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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