Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
FRAN LEBOWITZI never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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