Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
FRAN LEBOWITZI never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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