Nothing succeeds like address.
FRAN LEBOWITZVerbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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