I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZRomantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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