My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
FRAN LEBOWITZI figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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