Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
FRAN LEBOWITZI figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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