There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
FRAN LEBOWITZI figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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