Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
FRAN LEBOWITZI figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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