Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
FRAN LEBOWITZI figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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