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Erma Bombeck Quote - Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.

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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
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