Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
ERMA BOMBECKA member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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Friends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.
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Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn’t turn it on.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
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I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It’s just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
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I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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