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Erma Bombeck Quote - A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.

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