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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Erma Bombeck

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
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Food Funny Path Tough
I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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Funny Give Up Myself See Sex Trust Woman
When you’re lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
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Beginning Children Room Yourself
When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
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Appearance Home Humor Time Travel Yourself
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.
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End God Hope Inspirational Life Motivational Myself Success Talent
Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there.
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Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Children make your life important.
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Cats invented self-esteem.
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Friends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.
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I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.
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There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
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