There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
ERMA BOMBECKI was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It’s just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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He who laughs lasts.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn’t charge more after midnight – or anything before midnight.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
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Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can’t see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
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The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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