He who laughs lasts.
ERMA BOMBECKSuccess is outliving your failures.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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When you’re lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
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Success is outliving your failures.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.
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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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