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Once I posed nude for a magazine. I’ve never been back to THAT newstand.

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Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: ‘A truck!’
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Death Last Remember Word
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
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The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.
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I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, “I am a bulemic”.
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I don’t know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I’m fairly confident that I’ll be taken off of it for one.
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Confidence Earth Myself Oneself Purpose
I don’t know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
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Calm Electricity Myself Work
When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I’d yell Yippee! Snow! and run up to the front door and shout You know the deal… You have to let me in now.
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Children Deal Myself Snow Time
Now there’s a seven-day waiting period to buy a gun. Who can stay mad that long?
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Angry Buy Period Wait Weapon
When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.
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Away College Letter Parents
They have a sign at the beach, “no glass bottles”. I think that’s so the other sand particles don’t feel like underachievers.
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Achievement Allowance Beach Myself
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Family Finding Move Myself
Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.
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Devil Murder Oneself Time Tough
People come up to me… concerned… that I’ll reproduce.
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Concern Myself People Reproduction
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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Freedom Medicine Money Myself Stand
You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls.
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Hate Imitation People Yourself
I’ve been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I’m pleased to say I’ve won.
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Life Myself Please Reality Win

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