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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.

Dorothy Parker

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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Dance Death Drink Laughter
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Act Quick
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Appearance Fashion Lost Myself
Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Challenge Honesty Survive Test Yourself
You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Action Responsibility Yourself
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Atmosphere Best Children Home
The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Big Earth Fools Love Man Woman
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Appearance Fashion Funny Love Sex
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Fools Myself Sorry Touch
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Genius Material Talent Writing
Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Death Growth Rose Willing
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Alcohol Angry Food Funny Grapes Wine
Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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City Place Search
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Appearance Clothes Fashion Party Yourself
I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER

Hate Myself People Rich

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