Writing well is the best revenge.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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