And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
DOROTHY PARKERI know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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