If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t look at me in that tone of voice.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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