That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t look at me in that tone of voice.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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