Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t look at me in that tone of voice.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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