That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERA hangover is the wrath of grapes.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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