Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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