It was written without fear and without research.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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