A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
DOROTHY PARKERThat woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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