And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
DOROTHY PARKERGenius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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