I hate writing, I love having written.
DOROTHY PARKERLove is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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