Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
DOROTHY PARKERLove is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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