The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERLove is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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