The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERMoney cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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