Writing well is the best revenge.
DOROTHY PARKERMoney cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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