Women and elephants never forget.
DOROTHY PARKERMoney cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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