And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKER[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
DOROTHY PARKER
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