A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
DOROTHY PARKERA girl’s best friend is her mutter.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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