The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERA girl’s best friend is her mutter.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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