Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
DOROTHY PARKERA girl’s best friend is her mutter.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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