If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
DOROTHY PARKERI require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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