I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERA little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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