When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
DICK GREGORYI am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don’t know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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