We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
DICK GREGORYI am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don’t know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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