Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

Dick Gregory

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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Enough Father Goodness Help Mom Yourself
I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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Black Myself People Right Scare See
Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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Black Deep Life Love Man Oppression Race Understand
They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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Myself Pregnant Woman
Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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Beginning Forget Marriage Politics Promise Relationship
I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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Country Friendship Mindset Myself Pay
In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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Duty Place Right Sports Vote
When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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Justice Right Rise Truth
People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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Change Health Life People
Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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Breathe Night Wonderful Yourself
I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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Food Myself People Quick Soul
There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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Limitation Yourself
The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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Acceptance Difficult People Truth
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Attachment Deep Loss Rich
When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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Existence Foot Myself Woman
The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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Goodness Past
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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Funny Lost Money Myself Weapon
Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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Beginning Forget Politics Promise Relationship
Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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Children Oppression Race
If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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Appearance Deep Judgement Person Spirit Yourself
Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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Fight Job Yourself
I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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Myself Result Wait
I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Home Myself People
Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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Doctor Race Sick Understand Yourself
It’s cool to be healthy.
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Health Instagram Captions One Liner
Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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Goodness Laugh Myself People Value
My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Believe Explanation Myself Philosophy

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

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