I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGELI feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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