The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELI was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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