The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGELI was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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