Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELI was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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