They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELI was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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