Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
CASEY STENGELBeen in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
CASEY STENGELI’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELYou got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
CASEY STENGELThe only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
CASEY STENGELI was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
CASEY STENGELAbility is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELTwo hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELMost ball games are lost, not won.
CASEY STENGELYou can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
CASEY STENGELNo baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
CASEY STENGELWhen you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
CASEY STENGELIf I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
CASEY STENGEL