Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELBeen in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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