Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELBeen in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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