The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELBeen in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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