Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
CASEY STENGELThe Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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