Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
CASEY STENGELThe Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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