I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
CASEY STENGELThe Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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