You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
CASEY STENGELYou have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
CASEY STENGELThe team has come along slow but fast.
CASEY STENGELOldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
CASEY STENGELBeen in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
CASEY STENGELYou have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
CASEY STENGELI got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
CASEY STENGELMost ball games are lost, not won.
CASEY STENGELFinding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGELManaging is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGELSure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELSon, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELAbility is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
CASEY STENGEL