There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
CASEY STENGELThere are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
CASEY STENGELI was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGELI don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
CASEY STENGELIf I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
CASEY STENGELWhen you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
CASEY STENGELI got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELWithout losers, where would the winners be?
CASEY STENGELThe only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
CASEY STENGELMost ball games are lost, not won.
CASEY STENGELYou have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
CASEY STENGELI feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELSure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
CASEY STENGEL