Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
CASEY STENGELI was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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