Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELI was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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