I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
CASEY STENGELI came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
CASEY STENGELI was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
CASEY STENGELI was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELBeing with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGELMost ball games are lost, not won.
CASEY STENGELYou have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
CASEY STENGELI’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELThere comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGELNo baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
CASEY STENGELIf I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
CASEY STENGELSon, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELThere are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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