All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELYou gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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