I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
CASEY STENGELYou gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
-
-
You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
CASEY STENGEL -
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGEL -
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
CASEY STENGEL -
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGEL -
I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGEL -
Without losers, where would the winners be?
CASEY STENGEL -
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
CASEY STENGEL -
Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
CASEY STENGEL -
The team has come along slow but fast.
CASEY STENGEL -
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGEL -
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
CASEY STENGEL -
Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGEL -
I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
CASEY STENGEL -
Most ball games are lost, not won.
CASEY STENGEL -
You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
CASEY STENGEL