They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELWhen you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELIt’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGELAbility is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGELYou gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
CASEY STENGELManaging is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
CASEY STENGELSon, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELThere are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
CASEY STENGELThe team has come along slow but fast.
CASEY STENGELFinding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
CASEY STENGELThey told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGEL