The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELYou gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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