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CASEY STENGELYou gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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