I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHANI only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHANNinety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHANWhatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
BRENDAN BEHANIn a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANWhat the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHANI am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHANHe was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHANWhen I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHANA man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHANI cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHANI have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHANEvery cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHANMost horror movies are certainly that.
BRENDAN BEHANYou made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANFailure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN