I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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