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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.

Brendan Behan

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.

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