One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHANOne drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHANEvery cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHANHe was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHANIn a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANNinety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHANGod forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
BRENDAN BEHANPound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHANI was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHANOther people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHANShakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHANIf you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHANA general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHAN