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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.

Brendan Behan

When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.

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