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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.

Brendan Behan

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.

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