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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.

Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis

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