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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.

Brendan Behan

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years

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