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Bobby Heenan

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
BOBBY HEENAN

Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dad Home Mom
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENAN

Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
BOBBY HEENAN

Curtain Missing Motels
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Lunch Persons Wrestling
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENAN

Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dog Perfect World
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cities Fall Limits
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Boys Proud Wwe
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling

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