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Bobby Heenan

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENAN

Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
BOBBY HEENAN

Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENAN

Fun Game Jobs Love
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cheating Successful Wwe
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fifty Mouths Pounds
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Only People Two

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