There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENANThis (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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