Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENANIf you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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