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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.

Bobby Heenan

There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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