I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENANIf you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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