I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENANIf you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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