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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.

Bobby Heenan

This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENAN

Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
BOBBY HEENAN

Iron Rings Wrestlemania
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN

Two Wrestling Wwe
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENAN

Chasing Eye Game
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENAN

Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Hawaii People State
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Cheating Successful Wwe

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