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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.

Bobby Heenan

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling

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