They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENANIf you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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