There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENANIts a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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