I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
BOBBY HEENANIts a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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