Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENANIt’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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