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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

Bobby Heenan

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Cities Fall Limits
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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