If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENANIt’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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