Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENANIt’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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