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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

Bobby Heenan

Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Hawaii People State
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom

It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

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