I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENANThe money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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