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Bobby Heenan

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe

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