The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENANThe money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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