They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENANThe money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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