This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENANThe money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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